Baby all I want for Christmas is Tofurky
Someone just posted an Amazing Atheist video on Facebook and now I feel sad that I have friends who post this douche’s videos and actually take him seriously.
I just want to tattoo ‘veganism is not a diet’ on my forehead.
Whenever someone says there’s no racism in Brazil I think that by ‘Brazil’ they mean ‘the enchanted world of my imagination’.
Because really, this country is pretty fucking racist.
It’s so hot today I would give Iceman a blowjob.
I force myself to be social so much that everytime I have an event or party I get an anxiety attack and want to do nothing but stay in bed all night.
all throughout his childhood, loki was raised to believe he was a king, yet odin favored thor anyway.
then he finds out he is adopted, and everything changes. the brother he loves and looks up to, the mother who taught him all he knew, the father he always tried so hard to please—none of them are…
I never post stuff like this, but I need a Loki appreciation post on my blog because he’s the only character ever that has made me desperatly want to watch Marvel movies, read comics and learn about them. And Tom Hiddleston is amazing, he makes me want to be on his side.
Everytime I saw americans having peanut butter jelly sandwiches for breakfast I was like ‘no way those two go together’, turns out it’s a freaking great combination, thank you America.
I don’t care who you are, whom you fuck, don’t care what you love, as long as you leave me alone.
Can you all just stop posting for a few hours please, I have work to do, thank you.
crying from emotional fatigue because life.
When I’m not working, I’m drinking.
Is this adult life?
Imagine you and me and a giant pizza.
People in general make no sense to me
They all scream in anger at bullfights and mistreatment of domestic animals, but post pictures of bacon five minutes later.
I’m beggining to think I should isolate myself from the world because I’m pissed off at everyone all the time.
It’s been 1 year and 8 months since I left my last job.
Everytime I got a job since something has happened to it before I even had a chance to work. Seeing people around me jump from job to job is fucking my head up and making me feel worthless.